opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
"Cheating is not only kissing, cuddling or sex. If you have to delete your messages for your partner, you’re already there."
- saw this on fb and liked it
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.
every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
Why is mentally falling apart not a good enough ‘excuse’ to stay home from school? I can’t focus, I want to die, sorry I don’t want to learn calculus right now.